Archive for the Category: J.A.R.G\’s \”Gotta Read\” News Of The Day

Thursday August 6th

The liberal media has gleefully savaged Sarah Palin and her family for over a year now but they trip all over themselves apologizing for calling Hillary a bitch? Two Washington Post journalists are apologizing and their satirical online video series has been canceled following criticism of a joke they told about Secretary of State Hillary […]

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Wednesday August 5th

Government uses our money to order up $200 million of worth of fancy pants jets so the big wigs can travel in luxury and style. Last year, lawmakers excoriated the CEOs of the Big Three automakers for traveling to Washington, D.C., by private jet to attend a hearing about a possible bailout of their companies. […]

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Monday August 3rd

What happens when the “fasten seat belt” light comes on during flight and morons ignore it. Unfortunately the idiots who blew it off and got hurt will now wind up with a pile of money. At least 26 people were hurt this morning when Continental Airlines Flight 128 bound for Houston from Rio de Janeiro […]

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Sunday August 2nd

After 18 years of lying buried in the Iraqi desert, Navy pilot Michael Scott Speicher is coming home. Navy officials announced early Sunday that Marines in western Anbar Province, Iraq, had found remains that have been positively identified as those of an American fighter pilot shot down in the opening hours of the first Gulf […]

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Saturday August 1st

Knucklehead shuts down New York City’s busy LaGuardia airport with fake bomb. LaGuardia Airport’s central terminal was evacuated Saturday after a kook with a fake bomb in his bag was busted while trying to go through security, authorities said. Just after 5:00 a.m., a man identified as Scott McGann, 32, checked in for a United […]

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Friday July 31st

Happy Birthday to my beautiful wonderful 23 year old daughter! I hope you have a terrific day today my “little Bucket” 🙂 Democrat Senator Chris Dodd announced today he has prostate cancer. We’re left wondering if he will be treated in Canada or England since, according to his fellow left wingers, our healthcare system is […]

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Thursday July 30th

Obama’s science and technology “czar” advocates allowing trees to sue for violations to their legal rights. You cannot make this stuff up if you tried. Since the 1970s, some radical environmentalists have argued that trees have legal rights and should be allowed to go to court to protect those rights. The idea has been endorsed […]

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Wednesday July 29th

If you own an iPhone ya better read this. If you receive a text message on your iPhone any time after Thursday afternoon containing only a single square character, Charlie Miller would suggest you turn the device off. Quickly. That small cipher will likely be your only warning that someone has taken advantage of a […]

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Tuesday July 28th

Obama’s home town sees coldest July in 65 years. Weird how Al Gore is nowhere to be found lately. Have you left your air conditioner in the closet this summer, and worn long pants more often than shorts? If so, you may not be surprised to find out that Chicago is seeing its coldest July […]

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Monday July 27th

The wicked bitch from the west is seriously disliked by most and she doesn’t care. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi is one of the most despised political figures in the country. And, frankly, she doesn’t give a damn. “No, I don’t care,” Pelosi told POLITICO last Thursday, laughing heartily as she walked beneath the Capitol dome […]

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