Archive for the Category: Off the Wall

Video Of Governor Mark Sanford's Argentinian Girlfriend (Updated 11-24-09)

Considering Republican South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford’s family life and aspirations for higher political office have pretty much been shredded due to his inability to control himself, one has to ask. “So disgraced hairball Mr. Sanford, was Maria Belen Chapur aka Ms. “Cock-Eyed Eyebrows” really worth throwing away your career and embarrassing your wife, four […]

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eBay Scrubs Barack Hussein Obama Kenyan Birth Certificate Offer Three Times

—I will preface this post by saying I could care less whether Barack Hussein Obama was born in Mombasa Kenya or in Abe’s lap at the Lincoln memorial in Washington D.C., he is Constitutionally unqualified to be commander-in-chief because simply because his father was not a U.S. citizen when Barack Jr. was born. A natural […]

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Barack Obama—Fatherhood Begins At Conception

In his first Father’s Day speech since moving into our White House, Barack Obama felt it was important to remind a certain group of men who haven’t figured it out already, that the responsibilities for their child begins at the moment of conception. Wait a minute. Did he really say that? How is this position […]

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Obama OKs Skateboarding Inside Of Our White House

What next, strippers and bongs in the Blue Room? wOOt mang… Hey, kids, don’t try this at home. Professional skateboarder Tony Hawk on Friday took a brief ride at the White House as part of a Father’s Day celebration. Hawk, 41, skated in the grand foyer and the nearby Old Executive Office Building, with the […]

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Barbara Boxer, Junior Senator From CA, Chastises Brigadier General For Calling Her Ma'am

During a June 16, 2009 Senate committee hearing entitled, “New Orleans Hurricane and Flood Protection and Coastal Louisiana Restoration: Status and Progress” Brigadier General Michael Walsh Commander, Division Engineer, Mississippi Valley Division US Army Corps of Engineers was offering testimony when the not so young junior U.S. Senator from California, Barbara Boxer had the unmitigated […]

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PETA Saddened Over Obama Fly Killing

I’m not sure which of these three parties comes off as dumber than the other two, Obama acting like some Barney bad ass for killing Karl Marx who came back to life in a White House appearance as a fly buzzing around his face during yet another ass kissing interview with his fawning, slobbering media […]

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Left Wing Womens' Group Honors Letterman With Hall Of Shame Nod

NOW or the National Organization Of Left Wing Women had the briefest moment of clarity after David Letterman’s disgusting rant against Sarah Palin and her family the other night caused them to finally stand up and attempt to do the right thing. Palin has been the target of vicious left wing attacks from the moment […]

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John Ziegler–Contessa Brewer Cat Fight On MSNBC

OK I confess, I’ve never heard of this Contessa Brewer before since I very rarely watch the drivel msnbc offers to its limited audience so I had to do some snooping around a bit and discovered she used to work for that drooling fool Don Imus at one time as a news reader. Other than […]

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Homosexual Lobby Wins–Carrie Prejean Fired As Miss California

The relentless homosexual lobby was not going to give up until Carrie Prejean was stripped of the Miss California crown and today they got their wish. K2 Productions announced, with the blessing of Donald Trump, that Prejean would be fired from her position because “she wasn’t fulfilling her contractual obligations.” I think what they really […]

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Black High School Teacher Chokes White Student–Media Yawns

I wonder what would happen if a video was released showing a white high school teacher holding a black or Hispanic kid down with both hands around his neck? Yes, that would be a rhetorical question, the left wing media would be foaming at the mouth in their anticipation of causing an uproar around the […]

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