Archive for the Category: Off the Wall

Obama Voters Shouted, "Give Us Some Ice Cream!"

Who worries about “the cow” when it is all about the “ice cream.”

The most eye-opening civics lesson I ever had was while teaching third grade this year. The presidential election was heating up and some of the children showed an interest. I decided we would have an election for a class president.

We would choose our nominees. They would make a campaign speech and the class would vote. To simplify the process, candidates were nominated by other class members. We discussed what kinds of characteristics these students should have.

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Leftist Celebrities Pledge Servitude To Their Master, Barack Obama

So a bunch of lefty “celebs” decide now that their guy is president they can break out of the shackles that have held them back for so long and they can finally become decent American…no world!…citizens, something they were obviously unable to accomplish while George Bush was occupying the White House.

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Nutjobs Dance And Prance While Sweeping City Clean For Obama's Inauguration. Pelosi Takes A Few Brooms To The Side Of Her Head In The Process

How quickly does one imagine the lamestream media and the world’s liberals and left wing goofs would burst out in laughter and derision if a Republican President’s inauguration was preceded by a bunch of loony toons dancing, chanting and pounding on some tribal drums all in the name of “sweeping the town clean” prior to the festivities? My bet would be about two and a half seconds.

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British Police Turn Tail And Run From Islamic Protesters

Proof positive you cannot depend on the cops for self preservation. In an unbelievable display of cowardice and unprofessionalism British police are shoved back on their heels and literally run backwards down a “protest” route by Islamic thugs and their supporters. This is a country has bent over backwards to accommodate these people to the point of rewriting children’s school books so as to not offend the Muslims and look where it has gotten them.

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Hamas Admits To Using Women And Children As Human Shields And To Having Really Bad Ambulance Drivers

So this group of terrorists, Hamas, admits to using women and children as human shields instead of bringing the fight to their enemy like real men. What a surprise. “For the Palestinian people, death has become an industry,” said Hammad. The Palestinians are “saying to the Zionist enemy: ‘We desire death like you desire life.”

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Bakersfield CA Police Turn Bad Guy's Relatives Into Millionaires.

Here we have a bad actor running full speed ahead with one quick backwards glance and the next thing you know ‘pop pop pop pop pop’ and a face plant by the bad guy. In the back? Tell me the cops didn’t just shoot this guy in the back. Damn.

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Joe Biden-Colin Powell-Barack Obama Crisis Scenario Finally Revealed!

Many will remember the ominous warnings from both Senator Joe Biden (like Hillary Clinton he has yet to resign his senate seat and has not been elected veep by the Electoral College yet-as of this writing) and Colin Powell that some sinister plot awaits Mr.Barack Obama shortly after he takes up residence in the people’s White House. After spending hours tracking down what the real crisis will be and just how perfectly the whole thing has been laid out I finally found the answer.

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Iraqi Journalist (and probable New York Times new hire) Throws Shoes At President Bush. George Ducks Them Both.

A surprise visit to Iraq by President George Bush got a little hairy when a pair of shoes came flying towards his head while standing at the podium during a press conference. An apparently upset Iraqi journalist was taken to the turf by security personnel after he yelled out something akin to, “This is a gift from the Iraqis. This is the farewell kiss, you dog!” and chucked his fine Iraqi footwear at the President’s noggin.

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Egyptian Cleric Screams For Obama To Convert To Islam…Or Else!

Know Obama, that in the lands of Islam, there are people who seek death, and are eager for it, even more than you and your people are eager for life, any kind of life-even a life of humiliation

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President Bush Plants A Kiss On Barbra Streisand. Class Act Til The End.

12-09-08 I have no idea how Bush was able to hold back and not knock this old hag to the turf after all of the garbage that spilled out of her mouth over the last eight years about him. Class act President Bush…right up to the very end. Bush was handing out awards at the […]

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