Monthly Archives: July 2009

Wednesday July 15th

Gasoline? These don’t need no stinkin’ gasoline! It could be a combination of 19th-century mechanics, 21st-century technology — and a 20th-century horror movie. A Maryland company under contract to the Pentagon is working on a steam-powered robot that would fuel itself by gobbling up whatever organic material it can find — grass, wood, old furniture, […]

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Fox Sports Deliberately Shields From TV Viewers Obama's Weak Toss At All Star Game

Let’s be real, nobody wants to look like a numbnut in front of thousands of screaming, and booing, fans in the stands and millions more watching the festivities on television when throwing the ceremonial first pitch before a major league baseball game. It doesn’t matter if it’s a regular season game, the All Star game […]

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Ted Kennedy To Hawk His Memoirs For $1000 A Copy

It has been reported that Senator Ted Kennedy received an eight million dollar advance for his memoirs he titled “True Compass,” and the publisher plans on offering for sale a limited run of one thousand copies of the book for a laughable $1,000 apiece. Unless this thing comes with a $1,500 rebate it looks like […]

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Tuesday July 14th

This technology stuff is starting to get out of hand. Whatever they can use on the bad guys they can use on the rest of us and they will, eventually. Miniature robots could be good spies, but researchers now are experimenting with insect cyborgs or “cybugs” that could work even better. Scientists can already control […]

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Monday July 13th

71 year old paperboy decides it’s time to hang up his handlebar bags. North Carolina’s longest-running paperboy retired on Sunday. Billy Joe Smith, 71, got up for work at 2:30 a.m. seven days a week for 41 years, reported WXII-TV in Winston-Salem. Smith, who lives in East Bend, N.C., got up Sunday morning and delivered […]

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Barrack Muluka To Barack Obama–Kenya Will Do Just Fine Without You

As I read through the accompanying article I couldn’t help but get the feeling that the writer, Barrack Muluka, had so much more to tell us about Barack Hussein Obama but for some reason decided, or maybe someone made the decision for him, to hold something back. One thing is certain, Muluka is no fan […]

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New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin Wants Displaced Residents To Claim The City As Home On 2010 Census

Remember how the left wingers got their panties all up in a wad last month when Republican Representative Michele Bachmann said that due to the participation of that seriously shady organization ACORN and the fact she felt the governments’ queries had become way too intrusive, her and her family would limit their responses on their […]

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Sunday July 12th

Sh*t! Son of a B%$ch! Muthafruker! G*d da*n it! OK I feel better now. Scientists have discovered that uttering swear words can help to lessen the feeling of physical pain. The study by researchers at Keele University found that volunteers were able to withstand pain for longer when they swore compared to when they used […]

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Humongous Carbon Footprint Blows Apart Bono, U2's Dubious Environmental Concerns

During a nearly two week tour of Africa in May of 2002 by Bono (real name Paul David Hewson, the lead singer of the rock band U2) and then U.S. Treasury Secretary Paul O’Neill, Bono made a crack about the secretary saying he is, “the man in charge of America’s wallet…and I want to open […]

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CA Woman Sues Tiny Restaurant Because It Cannot Accommodate Her Disability

Well actually Kimberly Block and her lawyer, Jason K. Singleton, have sued several businesses this year claiming the buildings they operate their establishments out of, and in some cases even their parking lots, are in conflict with the Americans with Disabilities Act (ADA), legislation which was originally signed into law by president George H.W. Bush […]

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