Monthly Archives: April 2009

Perez Hilton Goes After Barack Obama Over Gay Marriage Issue

After Barack Obama’s announcement on live television that he feels marriage is a union between a man and a woman and that he was not one to promote same sex marriage so called celebrity blogger Perez Hilton, real name Mario Armando Lavandeira, Jr., took major umbrage at Obama’s stance and went ballistic on his Hollywood […]

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Wednesday April 22nd

Freddie Mac acting CFO allegedly takes his own life. 41 year old 16 year veteran of Freddie found by family members in pre dawn hours. David Kellermann, acting chief financial officer of Freddie Mac, committed suicide in his Hunter Mill Estates home Wednesday morning. Fairfax County Police spokeswoman Mary Anne Jennings tells WTOP Kellermann, 41, […]

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Obama–Chavez The Before And After

Before: (The next time try looking these tin pot dictators directly in the eye Obama especially when they are doing their best to look right through you. When you don’t and keep looking down that is a sign of weakness that every gangbanger on the planet recognizes.) After…they are suddenly BFF! “S’up homie?!” So how […]

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Tuesday April 21st

The F.B.I., weary of investigating homecoming veterans for possible rightwing extremism, point their spy cameras on girls dressing room in a West Virginia mall. Two FBI workers are accused of using surveillance equipment to spy on teenage girls as they undressed and tried on prom gowns at a charity event at a West Virginia mall. […]

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So Much For Patriotism. Biden, In Top Wage Earner Group, Collects Social Security Anyway

Patriotic huh? It’s patriotic to pay more taxes because you have worked your rear end off for years and have reached a level in life where you are finally starting to see some of that ROI, a return on those investments of 20 hour work days and four hour sleepless nights…for years? It’s patriotic to […]

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Freebie Of The Week–One Year National Rifle Association Membership

Folks concerned about their Second Amendment rights due to the anti firearm Obama administration can sign up for a free one year limited membership in the NRA right here.

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FBI's Operation Vigilant Eagle Looking Into Returning Military Veterans

First we hear about the Department of Homeland Security informing law enforcement agencies nationwide that groups of angry white guys were a major threat to cause some serious problems around the country because they really like the Constitution just the way it is, don’t care for the fact that our borders are as wide open […]

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Monday April 20th

Pirates chased down after attacking ship. NATO forces catches then releases them due to legal “difficulties.” NATO warships and helicopters pursued Somali pirates for seven hours after they attacked a Norwegian tanker, NATO spokesmen said Sunday, and the high-speed chase only ended when warning shots were fired at the pirates’ skiff. (snip) NATO forces boarded […]

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Billy Mays Makes It Into Obama Press Conference

Boy talk about a quick infomercial! Billy Mays tries to hawk several items in under ten seconds at Obama press conference. Update 6-28-09: R.I.P Billy Mays. You had one hella run all those years pitching that Oxyclean stuff and damn near everything else under the sun. Give Farrah a high five from the rest of […]

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Batty Boy Defiles Bible Taunts Religious Group On Street Corner

Of course this guy would never have the sack to do this to a Koran, the holy book of people that are not only intolerant of gay marriage but don’t tolerate gay people simply being alive period but since he just tore up a Bible it’s nothing but a big yawner. It’s really too bad […]

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