Monthly Archives: December 2008

Bill Richardson, Obama's Presumptive Secretary of Commerce, Drops The "I" Bomb

Oooopsie. It appears that Obama’s choice for Secretary of Commerce, Bill Richardson, was habla espanol-ing one afternoon and let the old “I” bomb slip out when discussing what a great choice Obama would be for Hispanics as their president. “Obama is an immigrant…” said Richardson.

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Obama Vows To Be Sworn In Using Full (Hussein) Name. Promises To Immediately Begin Kissing Muslim Ass.

In what comes as no shock to anyone that has spent more than an hour researching what information was available concerning his background Barack Hussein Obama has declared he will be sworn into office as president using his entire name of Barack Hussein Obama. Throughout the presidential campaign his handlers made sure to quickly attack and disparage anyone using Obama’s middle name of Hussein calling them racist and “hateful.”

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Environmentalists Wet Dream, The E.P.A. Considers A Cow Fart Tax.

12-10-08 A cow burp and fart tax proposed by the EPA. Can things get any more ridiculous in this country? What next a tax on your pet cat, dog, bird or hamster? As the government gives away billions of our hard earned dollars to companies that are in a mess primarily because of the very […]

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President Bush Plants A Kiss On Barbra Streisand. Class Act Til The End.

12-09-08 I have no idea how Bush was able to hold back and not knock this old hag to the turf after all of the garbage that spilled out of her mouth over the last eight years about him. Class act President Bush…right up to the very end. Bush was handing out awards at the […]

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Illinois Democratic Governor Rod Blagojevich Arrested By F.B.I. On Corruption Charges. Imagine That.

12-09-08 What in the world is it with Illinois politics? Since the 70’s three of the state’s former governors have spent time in the big house on various charges that all seem to swirl around the corrupt political atmosphere in that state. Otto Kerner: Served from 1961 to 1968 – Kerner was convicted on bribery, […]

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Obama Pleads With Americans, "Don't Stock Up On Guns!"

12-08-08 While Obama continues to lie to the American people concerning his record on Second Amendment issues the good citizens of this country are going gonzo snatching up firearms and ammo like hell won’t have it. Now why would these folks be doing such a thing after all we do have the Constitution, we do […]

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Haverstraw New York Teacher Helps Student's Family Hit The Lottery.

12-05-08 just a regular guy was thinking…. I often wonder why some teachers do the dumbest things which they must clearly know will result in legal action against their school district. I’m almost to the point where I think it just may be intentional in some cases. It seems eighth grade social studies teacher Eileen […]

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The World Celebrates "Obama Mania." Hawaii Appears To Be The Exception.

12-04-08 just a regular guy was thinking…: I got to thinking the other day just how amazingly popular Barack Obama is all over the world, especially after his election as the next president of the U.S. of KKK…A. Hat tip to Reverend Wright for that one. It’s incredible the amount of adoration this guy seems […]

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Wealth Redistribution, Pirate Style!

12-03-08 What in the hell is going on with all of this piracy nonsense off the coast of Somalia? This dirt poor country has been essentially ungoverned since the early 90’s and by all appearances pretty much anything goes with the people that inhabit that hellhole. For months we have been hearing reports of pirate […]

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Osama Bin Laden Is No Longer On Santa's "Naughty List."

12-02-08

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