11-23-08
“Yo man! Will you sign my petition?”
“Ah sure man….there ya go.”
“Thanks! You have just helped to save the world by banning water ya dummy!”
Hey, don’t ask any questions. Don’t try and find out what is going on. Just sign your name to a piece of paper shoved in your face by someone you’ve never met and who’s motives are completely unknown all you sheeple out there.
Now to be fair who the hell goes around calling water, good ol h2o, “dihydrogen monoxide” on a daily basis? Nobody but that isn’t the point. The point is not one of these knuckleheads bothered to ask what this was all about. They just jumped on board hoping they could be a part of banning something, anything as long as some yeahoo told them it was “bad.” While the U.S. Constitution does not guarantee an individual’s right to vote in this country (honest, look it up) clueless people like this do vote and in droves…and for Democrats.
Scary thought huh?